Monthly Archives: June 2015

ALEXIS TSIPRA-CISSUS ABANDONS EU-ECHO — AND THE RETURN OF NEMESIS (a modern myth of Narcissus and Echo)

Posted on June 29, 2015 by American Goldilocks

ALEXIS TSIPRA-CISSUS WAS A GOLDEN BOY AND EVERY GREEK DROOLED OVER HIM. HE THOUGHT SO WELL OF HIMSELF THAT HE WOULD NEVER LET ANYONE, MAN OR WOMAN, TOUCH HIM, BECAUSE IT MIGHT DIMINISH HIS GOLDEN STATURE. BUT THEN ALONG CAME … Continue reading →

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HOW FOOLISH CAN GREECE BE? NOT SO FOOLISH, AFTER ALL ! (after nasrudin)

Posted on June 28, 2015 by American Goldilocks

Greece was caught inside the ECB community bank pouring money from all the members’ accounts into his pockets and taking it out. Greece was taken before the Institutions to explain itself. “I’m a fool” Greece said, “I don’t know their … Continue reading →

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EUTERIX & (ts)PUTSARIX: DIVORCE FROM BARBARIANS GREEK STYLE (after Asterix & nasrudin!)

Posted on June 28, 2015 by American Goldilocks

“ Once upon a time, under a Magical Mount far, far away, above a god-forsaken village in Attica lived a tribe of cattle thieves….” One very special Attican, (ts)Putsarix by name and reputation climbed the Magical Mount and received the … Continue reading →

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PUNISHMENT a la GREQUE (after nasrudin)

Posted on June 28, 2015 by American Goldilocks

Greece told their EU partners to give them more money to pay for the things they wanted, but couldn’t afford to pay for themselves. The EU creditors agreed, but before they could give Greece more money, Greece publicly slapped the … Continue reading →

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THE NEW ALEXANDER – ALEXANDER the TSIPRAS: HOW TO CUT GREECE’S NOSE OFF TO SPITE YOUR PARTNERS

Posted on June 28, 2015 by American Goldilocks

Desperately Seeking Alexander the Great. The EU and Greece have tied themselves up in an insoluble Gordian Knot. No one can untangle it without fear and loathing all around: fear of damage and loathing for one another. The better course … Continue reading →

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ADVICE – MONEY, MONEY, MONEY: GREECE TO EU (after nasrudin)

Posted on June 23, 2015 by American Goldilocks

LISTEN UP – EU GREECE WENT TO SEE A RICH PARTNER, THE EU. “GIVE ME SOME MONEY, SAY 400 BILLION EURO.” “WHY?” “I WANT TO BUY A HERD OF ELEPHANTS (or pay off my voters, or none of your business….).” … Continue reading →

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EU TAXPAYERS DEMAND JUSTICE FROM JUDGE VAROUFAKIS (after nasrudin)

Posted on June 22, 2015 by American Goldilocks

YESTERDAY THE EU RAN INTO JUDGE VAROUFAKIS’S COURTROOM AND CRIED, “ HIGHWAY ROBBERY ! WE WERE JUST ROBBED ! IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOMEONE FROM GREECE AND WE DEMAND JUSTICE.” “THE ROBBER ASKED US FOR A LOAN JUST TO GET … Continue reading →

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TIMEO DANAOS ET DONA FERENTES: BEWARE OF GREEKS BEARING GIFTS

Posted on June 20, 2015 by American Goldilocks

Some might say, the Greeks are up to their old tricks again. The Trojan Horse this time is the entire Greek People ! The new Greek God politicians, Apollo – Tsipras and Hermes – Varoufakis, have set up the Greek … Continue reading →

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GREEK MYTHOLOGY “ A LONG TIME AGO, ON A MOUNT FAR, FAR AWAY….”

Posted on June 20, 2015 by American Goldilocks

THE STAR WARS MYTH It is a period of civil war. Rebel Greek spaceships, striking from a hidden base in Russia, spin that they have won their first victory against the evil Galactic EU Empire – and have regained control … Continue reading →

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HONEST ABE – ON GREECE

Posted on June 20, 2015 by American Goldilocks

Tsipras caught everyone’s attention. Lincoln sat up in his grave, listened to Tsipras, shook his head and said: “HYPOCRITE. “He, Tsipras, reminds me of that old fox who mortgaged his parents’ home; raided his kids’ college fund; cashed his wife’s … Continue reading →

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