ADVICE – MONEY, MONEY, MONEY: GREECE TO EU (after nasrudin)

LISTEN UP – EU

GREECE WENT TO SEE A RICH PARTNER, THE EU.

“GIVE ME SOME MONEY, SAY 400 BILLION EURO.”

“WHY?”

“I WANT TO BUY A HERD OF ELEPHANTS (or pay off my voters, or none of your business….).”

“WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, IF YOU HAVE NO MONEY (EVEN IF I LEND YOU THE MONEY TO BUY THE HERD), YOU CAN’T AFFORD THE UPKEEP ON A HERD OF ELEPHANTS.”

GREECE GOT ANGRY AT ITS RICH PARTNER – “HEY, LISTEN UP – I CAME HERE TO GET MONEY; NOT TO GET YOUR ADVICE !”

NEXT BEST: THE LOAN REQUEST

GREECE STRUCK UP A CONVERSATION WITH A STRANGER, THE EU, AFTER MOVING INTO ITS NEW NEIGHBORHOOD.

GREECE ASKED, “SO HOW’S BUSINESS?”

“GREAT”, THE STRANGER ANSWERED, “BECAUSE UNITED WE STAND!”

“WELL, THEN, CAN I BORROW 400 BILLION EUROS?”

“NO, IT TURNS OUT I DON’T KNOW YOU WELL ENOUGH TO LEND YOU MONEY.”

“THAT’S STRANGE” SAID GREECE:

“WITH THE NEIGHBORS WHERE I USED TO HANG OUT, THEY WOULDN’T LEND ME MONEY, BECAUSE THEY KNEW ME.
AND, NOW THAT I’VE MOVED TO THE EU, THEY WON’T LEND ME MONEY, BECAUSE THEY DON’T KNOW ME.”

EU, YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO YOUR OWN ADVICE!

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