Category Archives: Governor Newsom

“GENERAL” NEWSOM DECLARES A ”MARCH ON TEXAS THROUGH GEORGIA TO THE SEA” – TO DESTROY THEIR USE OF ID’s TO VOTE

Posted on July 2, 2021 by American Goldilocks

BACKROUND: California’s banning all state workers’ travel to Georgia as a “racist” state that requires ID to vote has drawn only howls of laughter from 33 states that require it.  So our intrepid Governor Newsom has ditched his monogrammed wine … Continue reading →

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EMPEROR NERO-SOM – DIDDLED SOME & CALIFORNIA – WILL BURN SOME

Posted on June 24, 2021 by American Goldilocks
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THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A SHOT; NEWSOM – NOT (Newsom Recall Songbook) (after There is Nothing Like a Dame)

Posted on February 23, 2021 by American Goldilocks

There is nothing like a shotNothin’ in the worldThere is nothing now so hotThat can compensate for a shot The gov got his armfulThe senate got an armfulThe ass-embly got an armfulWhat ain’t we gotWe ain’t got the shot We … Continue reading →

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GO DOWN, RECALL (Newsom Recall Songbook) (after Go Down, Moses)

Posted on February 23, 2021 by American Goldilocks

Go down, RecallWay down in Newsom’s LandTell ol’ PharaohLet us people go When Cal’fornia was Newsom’s LandLet us people goOppressed so hard like we was bannedLet us people go When Cal’fornia was Newsom’s perkLet us people goOppressed so hard we … Continue reading →

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MARIE NEWSOMETTE’S NEW YEAR RESOLUTION

Posted on January 18, 2021 by American Goldilocks

CALIFORNIA BEGGING NEWSOM: YOUR PEOPLE NEED HELP. YOU’VE PUT US FATHERS & MOTHERS OUT OF WORK; YOU’VE CLOSED THE SCHOOLSAND, THERE’S NO MONEY SO OUR KIDS HAVE NO BREAD PROCONSUL NEWSOM: NO BREAD, YOU SAID?  FORCED TO STAY HOME? MY NEW … Continue reading →

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RECALL – FOR A HAPPY NEW YEAR

Posted on January 18, 2021 by American Goldilocks

PROCONSUL NEWSOM – AT HIS LEISURE I’M BUSY WITH MY BEST LOBBYIST FRIENDS: WHAT’S THE DEAL – IT’S JUST A MEAL

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NEWSOM’S COVID VAX EXPRESS

Posted on January 18, 2021 by American Goldilocks

1. “KNOW-IT-ALL” NEWSOM:  RE-INVENTS THE WHEEL 2. “KNOW-IT-ALL”:  PUTS IT TO GOOD USE 3.  “KNOW-IT-ALL” IS SUPPOSED TO DELIVER IT TO YOUR GRANDPARENTS4.  SORRY, US ELECTED OFFICIALS GOTTA GET IT FIRST-WE ARE “ESSENTIAL” !FINALLY5.  OOPS, NO ONE HOME ANYMORE? 

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NEWSOM WHISTDOM (after Walt Kelly)

Posted on December 26, 2020 by American Goldilocks

DEACON NEWSOM’s BIBLE LESSON CALIFORNIANS – IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO LEARN –POLITICIANS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS,IT’S JUST NOT WELL KNOWN, AS I’VE TRIED TO HIDE IT FROM YOU.

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NEWSOM WHISTDOM (after Walt Kelly)

Posted on December 26, 2020 by American Goldilocks

PROFESSOR NEWSOM’s SOCIAL MATH LESSON ANNOUNCING TO RESTAURANTS, SMALL BUSINESS & STAFF:  I’M TELLING YOUMY GIVING YOU 20% OF ZERO – IS BETTER THAN NOTHING !TAKE IT !

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NEWSOM WHISTDOM (after Walt Kelly)

Posted on December 26, 2020 by American Goldilocks

DR. NEWSOM’s HEALTH LESSON Y’OU SEE, WHEN I START TO LICK A NATIONAL PROBLEM,I HAVE TO GO AFTER THE FUNDAMENTALS.I WANT TO CUT DOWN ON VIRUS SPREAD. I’VE GOT TO CUT DOWN THE ORIGINAL SOURCE – CALIFORNIANS’ BREATHING!SO, NO JOBS, NO … Continue reading →

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