Author Archives: American Goldilocks

FOLKS SHOULD SUFFER-SOME – NOT NEWSOM KING-SOM

DOOMSOM NEWSOMFlung SomeBull-sumAt All Us Sheep Some Cal Folks too Dumb DumbYou No Play-someJust Stay Home-some Saith Newsom AntoinettesomDeplorables Eat SomeOf my Dung-someWholesome and Then Some Gruesom NewsomNeeds Folks as NumbSo Govenor Free-somCan go and Play-some Forked-Tongue-somFree to Frolic-some Why?– … Continue reading

Posted in Governor Newsom, The French Laundry | Leave a comment

GRUESOME NEWSOME IN NEED OF A WASH – GOES TO THE FRENCH LAUNDRY – YUP, TIME TO WASH HIM WITH THAT DETERGENT – “RECALL”

NELLIE:What – I can’t go out & drink a beer at nightAnd that som’bitch can have a $400 meal – and get it paid for by his best “friends”- lobbyists CHORUS:YA GOTTA WASH THAT GOV RIGHT OUTTA HIS CHAIR GIRLS:Just … Continue reading

Posted in Governor Newsom, The French Laundry | Leave a comment

JOE BIDEN CHANNELS BILL CLINTON’S “ IT DEPENDS UPON WHAT THE MEANING OF IS – IS”

Yup, ole Joe’s no slouch in the “NON-DENIAL DENIAL” Department.  And he can certainly hold his own with ole Bill in shaving the meaning of the words he uses ! ‘Course, The Big Guy paved the way for The Hunter … Continue reading

Posted in Hunter Biden, influence-peddling, Joe Biden | Leave a comment

BIDEN ON THE SUPREME COURT: BOY HAVE I GOT SOMETHING GREAT TO SELL YA ! TRUST ME: I GOT A SUPREME – HIDDEN UP MY SLEEVE.

Forget court – packing.  Sure, Biden don’t want’a tell us.  But that’s really a distraction.  And, yup, he thinks us sheep need to be kept in the dark.  But why?  ‘Cause he. really knows who his actual choices are for … Continue reading

Posted in court packing, Joe Biden, Supreme Court | Leave a comment

A BAGMAN WALKS INTO A BAR

A Chinese Peoples Liberation Army bagman walks into the Swamp Bar He drops a suitcase full of $$$ on the bar Since this is Washing-swamptown; no one notices He says: “I’m hunting for someone to be my Tour Guide to … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 election, charity begins at home, China, Greed, Hunter Biden, Joe Biden, Man walks into a Bar | Leave a comment

THE THREE COMEYS supervise CROSSFIRE HURRICANE

WHAT me see evidence they’re innocent ? WHAT me hear evidence they’re innocent ? WHAT me speak that they’re innocent ? NO, THAT would be evil !

Posted in Comey, Comey leaked memos, Comey Senate testimony, Crossfire Hurricane, Uncategorized | Leave a comment

COMEY EXPLAINS CROSSFIRE HURRICANE TO THE SENATE

COMEY: SENATORS LET ME EXPLAIN CROSSFIRE HURRICANE FROM THOSE OF US WHO BEAR THE HERCULEAN TASK OF DIRECTORING THE FBI. Knock, knock Ding Aling ! Senate: Who’s there ? Comey Comey who ? “That doesn’t ring any bells with me.”

Posted in Comey, Comey Senate testimony, Crossfire Hurricane | Leave a comment

COMEY’S NON-DENIAL DENIALS: THE FBI’S VERY OWN FORREST GUMP

The Oxford English Dictionary has an apt example of a classic non-denial denial: ‘he now says he ‘doesn’t recall’ using that term, a classic non-denial denial’ Comey channels Gump (nope, Forrest, not Andy) in his Senate testimony: Comey:  “You know, … Continue reading

Posted in Comey, Comey leaked memos, Comey revenge, Comey Senate testimony, I don't recall, Sen. Graham | Leave a comment

SURPLUS CRUISE SHIPS: REPURPOSE THEM FOR PUBLIC GOOD – DON’T LET THEM BE SCRAPPED !

GREAT OPPORTUNITY – DON’T LET IT GO TO WASTE ! Carnival Cruise Lines is going to jettison 18 giant cruise ships.  Just think of all the public good and beneficial uses they can be put to :           Immediate Shelter … Continue reading

Posted in cruise ship scrap, cruise ships, homeless, homeless housing | Leave a comment

IRON CURTAIN JOKES – FOR A LOST AMERICA (3)

This is Radio Free America:  our callers asked us – When the police are defunded and replaced with social interventionists, will there still be theft?  The Answer:  The answer is, strike that, make it 3 answers. No, no need.  Every … Continue reading

Posted in America's Iron Curtain, cops today, defund the police, Iron Curtain Jokes | Leave a comment