FOLKS SHOULD SUFFER-SOME – NOT NEWSOM KING-SOM

DOOMSOM NEWSOM
Flung Some
Bull-sum
At All Us Sheep Some

Cal Folks too Dumb Dumb
You No Play-some
Just Stay Home-some

Saith Newsom Antoinettesom
Deplorables Eat Some
Of my Dung-some
Wholesome and Then Some

Gruesom Newsom
Needs Folks as Numb
So Govenor Free-som
Can go and Play-some

Forked-Tongue-som
Free to Frolic-some

Why?– Shut up! You Loathesome
& Mind your Betters Some

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GRUESOME NEWSOME IN NEED OF A WASH – GOES TO THE FRENCH LAUNDRY – YUP, TIME TO WASH HIM WITH THAT DETERGENT – “RECALL”

NELLIE:
What – I can’t go out & drink a beer at night
And that som’bitch can have a $400 meal – and get it paid for by his best “friends”- lobbyists

CHORUS:
YA GOTTA WASH THAT GOV RIGHT OUTTA HIS CHAIR

GIRLS:
Just like Nancy Queen of Woke
Gets her hair bespoke
But us Cali girls gotta comply
And we can only cry
BOYS:
Dem pols walk over us
To them we’re just a joke

NELLIE:
Wash him out
Push him out
Cancel him

ALL OF US TOGETHER:

WE’RE GONNA WASH THAT GOV RIGHT OUTTA OUR HAIR

AND SEND HIM ON HIS WAY

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JOE BIDEN CHANNELS BILL CLINTON’S “ IT DEPENDS UPON WHAT THE MEANING OF IS – IS”

Yup, ole Joe’s no slouch in the “NON-DENIAL DENIAL” Department.  And he can certainly hold his own with ole Bill in shaving the meaning of the words he uses !

‘Course, The Big Guy paved the way for The Hunter to have access wherever in government The Hunter wanted access for his overseas business dealings. But dummy you see, it all depends upon what the meaning of “business dealings” – is. 

So, The Big Guy:  “I have never spoken to my son about his overseas business dealings.”  But the Biden meaning of “business dealings” doesn’t include “the business of access in order to have” those business dealings! aka back-pedaling on influence-peddling !

Remember Ole Bill: having “oral stimulation of a man’s penis [fellatio)” means oral sex to us ordinary mortals, but doesn’t mean “sexual relations” to Mr. Word-Twister.  So too, The Big Guy and The Hunter’s having oral stimulation about arranging meetings and access to decision-makers to get business means doing “business” to us ordinary mortals, but doesn’t mean KNOWING actual “business dealings” to the Biden Word-Twister.

Yup, in Biden’s Wonderland, words sure mean what he wants them to mean !

DENYDEN DABIDEN MOUTHED HIS CANARD
DENYDEN DABIDEN HOIST ON HIS PETARD
AND ALL WOKE REMORA AND ALL THEM DEM
COULDN’T MAKE OLE JOE HONEST AGAIN

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BIDEN ON THE SUPREME COURT: BOY HAVE I GOT SOMETHING GREAT TO SELL YA ! TRUST ME: I GOT A SUPREME – HIDDEN UP MY SLEEVE.

Forget court – packing.  Sure, Biden don’t want’a tell us.  But that’s really a distraction.  And, yup, he thinks us sheep need to be kept in the dark.  But why?

 ‘Cause he. really knows who his actual choices are for the Supreme Court!   Well, he wants to keep us in the dark about that as well.  Why?  Well really, because he doesn’t want the people to intelligently exercise their choice.

Remember caveat emptor?  Biden wants the voters to ‘buy a pig in a poke’; an old down-home expression of how you get taken when you go to market to buy, so remember –

DON’T BUY A PIG – UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN IT FIRST.

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A BAGMAN WALKS INTO A BAR

A Chinese Peoples Liberation Army bagman walks into the Swamp Bar
He drops a suitcase full of $$$ on the bar

Since this is Washing-swamptown; no one notices
He says: “I’m hunting for someone to be my Tour Guide to Washington attractions.”

Barkeep points him to a table with guy sitting with a pipe and bar girls on his lap: “See the Hunter.”
The Hunter looks in the suitcase and says, “Na, the family don’t put out for a measly $10 mil a year”

Bagman says, “Well, then how’s about that just for a photo op with the Big Guy;
And then 50% of everything we scoop up to ship back to China

Hunter says, “Now you’re talking”.
Hunter drops the girls and the pipe; grabs the suitcase and yells to the bar:

“JUST REMEMBER – WE BIDENS ALWAYS DRINK FROM YOUR WELL !”

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THE THREE COMEYS supervise CROSSFIRE HURRICANE

WHAT me see evidence they’re innocent ?

WHAT me hear evidence they’re innocent ?

WHAT me speak that they’re innocent ?

NO, THAT would be evil !

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COMEY EXPLAINS CROSSFIRE HURRICANE TO THE SENATE

COMEY: SENATORS LET ME EXPLAIN CROSSFIRE HURRICANE FROM THOSE OF US WHO BEAR THE HERCULEAN TASK OF DIRECTORING THE FBI.

Knock, knock
Ding Aling !

Senate: Who’s there ?

Comey

Comey who ?

“That doesn’t ring any bells with me.”

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COMEY’S NON-DENIAL DENIALS: THE FBI’S VERY OWN FORREST GUMP

The Oxford English Dictionary has an apt example of a classic non-denial denial:

‘he now says he ‘doesn’t recall’ using that term, a classic non-denial denial’

Comey channels Gump (nope, Forrest, not Andy) in his Senate testimony:

Comey:  “You know, ya gotta understand, it’s funny what an FBI director recollects.
cause I don’t remember using Russian intelligence disinformation.
I don’t recall that i ever saw any evidence that showed the Steele dossier was Clinton opposition disinformation. 
I don’t even know if i read any of the actual information in Crossfire Hurricane when i certified the surveillance.

          But I sure do remember that when Trump fired me, I heard the sweetiest voice in the wide world – mine – saying to me, come hell or high water I’ll get that sombitch” !

Sen. Graham:  Have you found the truth yet, Comey?  
Comey:  “My mama always said, lying was a part of FBI life. 
So, I didn’t know i was supposed to be looking for truth, sir. 
An‘ cause, my mama always said you’ve got to put the past firing behind you before you can move on.  So I sure did – I leaked like a sieve and made sure someone would prosecute that sombitch. “

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SURPLUS CRUISE SHIPS: REPURPOSE THEM FOR PUBLIC GOOD – DON’T LET THEM BE SCRAPPED !

GREAT OPPORTUNITY – DON’T LET IT GO TO WASTE !

Carnival Cruise Lines is going to jettison 18 giant cruise ships.  Just think of all the public good and beneficial uses they can be put to :

          Immediate Shelter for the Homeless – 1000’s with 1 blow

          Emergency Shelter for victims of disasters – wild fires or earthquakes

          Crisis Housing for battered spouses and Families

Permanent Housing for the Homeless – 1000’s with 1 blow

It is criminal to let them be simply sold for scrap and stripped apart in Turkey or India.  The cost for scrap is way cheaper than building homeless housing in Los Angeles and probably in other large cities.

GOVERNMENT:  STRIKE WHILE THE IRON IS HOT!

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IRON CURTAIN JOKES – FOR A LOST AMERICA (3)

This is Radio Free America:  our callers asked us –

When the police are defunded and replaced with social interventionists, will there still be theft?

 The Answer:  The answer is, strike that, make it 3 answers.

No, no need.  Every store will already have been looted during the “mostly peaceful protests” so there’s nothing left to steal.

No, no need, BLM will have already extracted Reparations by defenestration from all business locations.

And don’t forget, there’s also no longer any need since hunger has been eradicated for Reparants by their being privileged to eat all public restaurant diners’ food .

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A CONVERSATION BETWEEN  COPS – NOW INMATES IN AN AMERICAN HIGH SECURITY PRISON

Three cops standing around the yard and one asks how’d you get here?

Well, I started my shift 5 minutes early.
I was accused of being over-eager as a sign that I could not wait to get out on the street and get violent with, “you know, those types” hangin’ in the streets.  I was sentenced to 10 years for planned assault and battery on them with homicidal intent.

Yeah well, I started my shift 5 minutes late
I was accused of indifference as a sign of disrespect for not caring to get out on the street and serve and protect “you know, those types” hangin’ in the streets.  I was sentenced to 3 years for planned violation of their civil rights with indifference to respect.

But but, I started my shift on time
And I was accused of having knowledge of my fellow blue brothers’ shift times, but not reporting them.  This was taken as a sign of dereliction of duty.  I was sentenced to 2 years for aiding and abetting their planned crimes with no intent at all.

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