Move over Murphy – there’s a new boy on the block.
IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG – LIE ABOUT IT.
IF ANYTHING YOU SAID WAS WRONG – IGNORE IT AND SAY THE OPPOSITE.
IF ANYONE SAYS YOU WERE WRONG – BLAME OTHERS.
ALT IF ANYONE SAYS YOU WERE WRONG – CHANGE THE SUBJECT
OH, BY THE WAY, IF ANY OF THIS SOUNDS LIKE YOU’VE HEARD IT BEFORE – YOU HAVE. IT’S PART OF THE TRAINING TO BE A POLITICIAN.