POLITICIANS’ OATH OF OFFICE
Politicos are never worried by conscience
Their oath: never put up with such nonscience
Elected! Hallelujah !
Now free to act without scruples
Their fun & wealth yearly quadruples
AND THE ENVELOPE PLEASE
The politicrite has a single hand out
The lobbyist more’n two
Or is it t’other way round
They’re never sure – are you?
ODE TO A MEMBER OF CONGRESS
Just because he is a MOC
Is that any cause for us to mock?
Yes, for what he says is such a crock
It’s plenty cause to knock his block
I know this comes as quite a shock
But he’s just a rotten piece of schlock
RECIPE FOR POLITICO SOUP
Politicians raw
Stick in my craw
But politicians stewed
Is more to my mood
PICKLED POLITICIANS
Here’s a good rule of thumb
For politicos all, small and tall
Wear earplugs when they start to call
Then all should be boiled in rum
Then roast them once and for all
HOW TO MAKE A POLITICAN HONEST
Politicos live in swampum
All they do is steal our wampum
Time to put on boots and stompum
else we’ll wind up in their duodenumpum
So let’s go out and finally wump ‘em
Hallelujah then’s time to recall ‘em
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