The ‘Disappearing Virus’ disease first showed up in an oval compound in this backwater hole Backscratchington. The primitives there believed they were done with it, but evolution is on a tear: from a cancer on one presidency it has metastasized to malignant politics infecting every politician.
The first appearance of disappearing virus disease: was of O. Lapsus Nixonsus. This was the first known instance of disappearing tape media. But thank God, it was short-lived; lasting only 18 ½ minutes.
The pathology covers two universal symptoms of this virus. (a) ”The Disappearance” aka The Rose Mary Wood Stretch of the Nixon team. (b) The Smoking Gun: send a messenger with a tall tale to hide the Disappearance.
The second appearance: was of O. Vanishesco-efluento Clintoneo. The Disappearance here was more virulent: “it had to kill the computer server, to save the Clinton pathogen.”
(a) The Saint Hillary Stretch here is that,ex cathedra, she is above suspicion – licensed to be judge in her own case that what “personal” means is what she wants it to mean. (b) The Saint Hillary Smoking Gun is “follow the money” to the Fusion Dossier.
The third appearance: was of O. Influencer-Memo MacComey. This viral sneak attack is a hyper-mutation from Disappearance to “The Appearance” when presidents impugn the dignity of a Directorix Maximus of the FBI.
(a) The Stretch here: this mutant Appearance strain infects Backscratchington with bespoke Memos creating wrongs where none existed; and the Memos are mistakenly deemed “above suspicion.” (b) The Smoking Gun is the illegal leaks of the made-up FBI Memos. Mortality from MacComey the Knife Memos virus is 100% because the “FBI CAN ALWAYS GET ANY MAN.”
The fourth and final appearance of what is now mutated to a kind of viral MRSA where no treatment is effective : O. Hydrophobia FBI-sus, poplularly known by its hunting term, a Mueller of sharks. Here all self-control is lost and rabid feeding frenzy spreads leaving Backscratchington open to the very Russians they were trying to get back at.
(a) The Gladiator Stretch here is: ‘We who are about to die’ spreads throughout dems and gops as they fall all over each other driven mad by the taste of blood and the mad desire to regain power from an outsider. (b) The Smoking Gun: the Disappearance of all the correspondence of the ‘we were just following orders’ of FBI troopers.
And so this “going viral” is a pandemic in which competing political flagellant groups whip each other to death.
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