Obama disguised himself went to see a doctor secretly.
“Doc, I’m in terrible pain.”
Show me where.
Obama put his hands on Iraq. Right there. – oops! moan.
Then he put his hands on Syria. Right there. – huh? yuk.
Then he put his hands on Afganistan. Right there. – oh? ugh.
Then he put his hands on Ukraine. Right there. – Sheesh, how come?
Doc looked at him.
You’re not by any chance an Obama , are you?
Obama looked sheepish, “well yes, why”?
Doc: sure it hurts, ‘cause you’ve got a broken presidency.