FLYNN’S ADVENTURES IN WONDERLAND

THAT QUEEN OF TARTS
SHE BOUGHT SOME HEARTS
ALL ON A NOVEMBER’S DAY
BUT THAT KNAVE OF SMARTS
MUST’A STOLE MORE HEARTS
‘n STOLE DEM’s HOPES  AWAY

enter
THE QUEEN OF COURTS:
Who are these upstart trumps?
this strumpet squad which landed in Dem’s Washington !
and now one of them is here stinking up my court?
In my court, here’s the verdict – you’re ordered to prison for treason !

ALICE Q. PUBLIC:
Wait !  There’s evidence

QUEEN OF COURTS:
Ha, ‘sentence first  —  trial after’
in my court, a law ‘means what i want it to mean’
all trumps – ‘off with their heads’ !

ALICE Q. PUBLIC:
Stuff and nonsense !
the idea of having the sentence first !

QUEEN OF COURTS:
Hold your tongue! (turning purple)

ALICE Q. PUBLIC
I won’t!

QUEEN OF COURTS:
Off with her head ! ( shouted at the top of his voice)

continuing
QUEEN OF COURTS:
Ok, so what did the trump general say?

FBI:
He didn’t say.

QUEEN OF COURTS:
Whatta ya mean he didn’t say?

FBI:
He said he didn’t remember !

QUEEN OF COURTS to general:
you must remember – or I’ll have you executed !
whether you were pressured or not

FBI:
Right, he didn’t tell us what he said that we knew he said –
when he said he didn’t remember !

QUEEN OF COURTS:
Remembering that he didn’t remember what is said is making a non-statement
because they say nothing – when there is something
all non-statements to the FBI are bad
Hence, my logic dictates
A not remembering non-statement is a false statement – a crime.  QED
And now my verdict
he is ordered to prison – until he remembers
‘let the  punishment fit the crime’

ALICE Q. PUBLIC:
Wait, there’s evidence still to come

QUEEN OF COURTS: (trying out which word sounded best)
Evidence important —evidence unimportant—
Evidence unimportant — evidence important ?

FBI:
‘I have here in my hand 205 ‘ Logan Act collusion conversations

DEFENDANT GENERAL:
Please, queen of courts
I said to the FBI boss that I knew they recorded the calls
So it isn’t a non-statement and it isn’t false and it isn’t nothing
It was something – and they had the full something

QUEEN OF COURTS:
Ah, now I remember ! The fact that they had it and knew it is ‘unimportant evidence’
But the fact that you did not remember the contents is ‘important evidence’

It only makes the matter worse.
You must have meant some mischief, or else you would have
Remembered – like an honest man !
That proves his guilt !

ALICE Q. PUBLIC:
It proves nothing of the sort !
‘Why, you didn’t even listen to the recording.

the next court day
QUEEN OF COURTS:
What a meddlesome bother about someone’s guilt you all are.
So forget all that –
I’m now charging you with a much worse crime

Criminal contempt – of my royal dignity !
He is held in criminal contempt for lying to me, the Queen of Courts

ALICE Q. PUBLIC:
That’s not a regular rule: you invented it just now.

QUEEN OF COURTS:
It’s the oldest rule in the book, a judge, king of his turf, can’t be judged

ALICE Q. PUBLIC:
What lie?

QUEEN OF COURTS:
He lied when he said he was guilty
He now admits he was lying to me – when he admitted he lied to the FBI
So a priori – he lied about his lying !
Then a fortiori – everything he’s said are also lies now
For lying about his lies !

A criminal contempt
He lied to the Queen of Courts
In this courtroom, Queen’s rules; not Rule 48

And boy, do I hold a dirty rotten scoundrel who can’t remember in contempt
Come to think about it, anyone who disagreed with our real King and Queen Tarts, I hold in contempt

I AM THE LEGAL TRINITY:
JUDGE – ‘SENTENCE FIRST’
JURY – ‘TRIAL AFTER’
LORD HIGH EXECUTIONER – ‘OFF WITH HIS HEAD’
IN MY COURT THE FBI MOTTO RULES:
‘THE FBI ALWAYS GETS ANY MAN IT WANTS TO GET’
‘LET MY PUNISHMENT FIT THE CRIME’

‘WAKE UP ALICE ,SAID THE AMERICAN PUBLIC;
‘WHY, WHAT A LONG NIGHTMARE YOU’VE HAD !’

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