Workin hard; but just gettin by; Can’t get ahead?
Simple as pie – here’s all ya gotta do – follow the Biden script.
1) Get yurself an elected Dad; and make sure ya never talk to him
2) Hop on a plane to Big Rock Candy Mountain land – China; where the Handouts grow on Government Banks.
3) Run into that handout Bank of China and tell their loan officer for BAS (Big American Sons) – you got a deal for them.
4) Tell em you gave up your day job – you just decided to become an investment bank and hedge specialist, etc., etc., etc.
5) So China this is your lucky day! Just for you I’m offering this golden opportunity!
6) Jus give me one and one half billion of those ole extra greenbacks you guys were collecting from us – & are gathering dust hanging out o’ yur vest pockets.
7) An’ don’t worry, even if a sharp-eyed loan officer asks what opportunity – just shush him up.
8) Tell him it’s a great business we gonna invest in, but I can’t tell ya its name – an’ I can’t tell you what biz it does! Ya can’t divulge that info because of others stealing the opportunity!
9) An CandyLand China knows a good thing –
We’ll buy up America
We’ll leave it to the jerks
To do all the work
Let our shills play all day
An sleep their freedom away
I’m Hunter jus’ Biden my own business and
I endorse this plan for all the rest of you American people.
Selling out to China is the new American Dream –
“the…uh…stuff that dreams are made of.”