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Obama, the greatest Statesman to ever trip the American light fantastic, after 5 long years of struggle has finally come up with the Syrian ‘final solution’.
We all know that after playing at being deaf and dumb to 5 long years of war – the inevitable happened. Obama woke up to find us, America, in the land of Lilliput and bound up head to toe by those clever Lilliputians Putin, the Ayatollah of Iran, Hisbollah and Assad.
Finally, after waking up hog-tied by these Lilliputians, Obama learned that the population of Aleppo had no bread (etc.) – and our Great Leader called out:
Eureka, I have a solution:
LET THEM EAT GAS !