Obama completes another of his Herculean Labors: he “cleans out” American school kids bathrooms !
How this latest Heroic Labor came about. Obama is forced to do the nation’s dirty work since jus’ plain folks refuse and are just plain old no-good-nik refuse-niks.
As Janitor–in–Chief, one of Obama’s duties was to stick his nose into Dixieland and because of the smell – clean out schoolkids stables & put new lilac toilet paper in every school toilet .
And ‘that kind of duty so suited him’ that now he bestowed that blessing on every school toilet in America.
FROM OUR REPORTER IN THE FIELD:
Obama was always ‘noted for his party’s call and never noted for thinking for himself at all.’ So Dems ‘thought so little of him, with endless awards they showered him.’
A GRATEFUL NATION’S TRANSGENDER OBAMA’S HONORS:
* THE CY YOUNG AWARD !!
Obama pitched the best bull …. of this (or any) political season to win the LGBT vote.
* ANDREW JACKSON ‘OPEN HOUSE’ WHITE HOUSE EVENT – CLOSED !
* Obama refuses to take his own medicine – an honor declined. Obama declares: no transgender bathrooms in our White House – that’s kids’ stuff; we’re about serious business !
* THE “CRAPPER JOHN” – PTA THRONE AWARD:
The PTA’s thank you award for best bullying of schoolkids: Obama is crowned with the “maleconforming” bra and given a year’s free high heel walking lessons – for his valuable contribution to bathroom graffiti signage in school kids’ bathrooms.
* KIDS CHOICE AWARDS – aka BIG BULLY AWARD
The kids of America voted Obama the Big Bully on school grounds. And everywhere the kids thanked him by sliming him with buckets of BLUE slime – dressed up as PINK slime.
* PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARDS – FAVORITE BI-DRESSER CELEBRITY CATEGORY
Obama really deserved this for going out on the catwalk – and modeling bi-sex and cross-sex underwear for the modern American student (the Obama Collection) at the Dept. of Education’s 2016 fashion show.
* MISS BLACK AMERICA – FIRST QUEEN AWARD
Obama was awarded tiara & septre by a grateful black america for his ending pageant discrimination and opening up the pageant – to the transgender, cross-dresser and queen community.
* NATIONAL MEDAL OF SCIENCE – LYSENKO AWARD
Obama’s is recognized for his outstanding contribution to Lysenko-ism and behavioral and social science knowledge. Obama trumped science – a word means what Obama wants it to mean. Yes, Humpty Dumpty was right.
* LINNEAUS & MENDEL MEDAL
Obama disproves centuries-old gender classifications; and proves that all school kids are Peas in a pod , er, pea in the same pod!
* DARWIN AWARD – SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEDAL !
Obama bravely sacrificed millions upon millions of normal American school kids to save the lives and dignity of a couple of teen transgender morphs and enable them to be crowned the fittest to survive in America.
We are sure the appreciative world has heaped lots of other Honorifics on Obama. If you are aware, let us know.