Obama was last sighted …. At the U.N: Taking his victory lap as his term in office winds down . Some say ‘spiraling down around the you know what’. Obama has now rested on his laurels for 2 terms. So, to close out his administration, let’s be fair and let the laurels he’s won be the measure.
He will be long remembered in world history for his many singular honors and titles.
ACHILLES – THE HEEL
Sobriquet awarded for always confronting / “facing” the enemy with his heel exposed !
HORATIO of CRIMEA
(the “THEY SHALL NOT CROSS THIS BRIDGE” award)
NERO OF DAMASCUS
(the professional “DIDDLERS” award)
HONORARY LORD HIGH CHAMBERLAIN OF IRAN
(the OPPENHEIMER “NOW I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS” award)
LION of PALESTINE
(the “THOSE PESKY JEWS” award)
HAMLET at the HELM
(the “LEADING FROM THE REAR” on the Potomic award)
If you have to ask ….
LT. CALLEY of BAGHDAD
(the “I HAD TO ABANDON IT TO SAVE IT” award)
JOHNNY POPPYSEED of AFGANISTAN
Remove all these damned NATO “weeds” and ‘let a thousand Taliban “flowers” bloom.’
SYRIA THIN RED LINE HERO MEDAL
“Then it’s ‘Bama this, an’ ‘Bama that, an’ “Bama, ‘ow’s yer soul? / But it’s ‘Thin Red Line of ‘high-tail-it’ when Syrian drums begin to roll.”
PAUL REVERE MEDAL
( “THE AMERICANS ARE LEAVING; THE AMERICANS ARE LEAVING” award)
WRONG WAY CORRIGAN AWARD
Russia invades Crimea in the Ukraine; and Obama then goes to Estonia and promises to defend it against Russian invasion
DHIMMI of the DAY
(the MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD AWARD for “BEST DHIMMI QUISLING”)
BOOSTER OF THE BROTHERHOOD (MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD)
(the Egyptian “DEMOCRATIC VOTE; ONE TIME ONLY” award)
DON QUIXOTE CHAIR AT P.S. 1 IN THE BRONX
(the “TILTING AT THE MOST DANGEROUS WINDMILLS” award)
We will stop Bullies in the playground; we leave real world Bullies to the U.N.
GUNGA DIN MEDAL (for exemplary courage in carrying water for the Ayatollahs and his like. He let us know ‘by the livin’ Gawd that made ‘im, ‘e’s a better man than mere ‘mericans am.’)
(aka KIT – KAT award)
He walks with the lightest of tread and carries a big meow.
the EINSTEIN PRIZE
( creator of the “RELATIVITY EQUATION”)
If America acts abroad; it creates evil; and American evil increases other evil in the world. If we reduce American evil; we increase good in other actors in the world.
MIRROR ON THE WALL PRIZE
Magic mirror in my hand,
Whose the slickest tongue in all the land?
Why ‘bama, let truth be told
You’re the slickest tongue in all the world!
Magic mirror truth be told,
Whose the cleverest in all the world?
Why my ‘bama,
Putin, Assad & Ayatollah be the cleverest in the world!
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Into what Aesop’s fable do I fall?
Why ‘bama you can’t win,‘
It’s “The Ass in the Lion’s Skin”
the NEWTON PRIZE
An egg falling from trees in conflict zones always lands on Obama’s face.
We are sure the appreciative world has heaped lots of other Honorifics on Obama. If you are aware, let us know – and please add to the list!