NEWS FLASH : OBAMA – PUTIN IN RE-MATCH !
Democrats are running scared: Obama is about to go another round with Putin at the UN. Obama thinks it involves Ukraine. Putin knows it involves Syria. Well, past is prologue.
EXTRA, EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT: WHITE HOUSE SECRET OF SECRETS REVEALED !
Naw, it’s not Obama is a Muslim; not even he’s not an American. It’s that Putin, Khamenei and every other little tin pot dictator has been playing Rope – a – Dope with Obama for years.
What is not known – is the god-awful result of these mis-matches. This Secret of Secrets has been kept from the American public until now – revealed by the “White Hat” hackers of Hillary’s “personal” emails.
The White House State Secret – is that Obama suffers from PUNCH DRUNK SYNDROME. In fact, he is the punch-drunkest leader America has ever had!
HEALTH NEWS – MEDICAL RESEARCH CONFIRMS DEMENTIA PUGILISTICA FROM JUST THINKING ABOUT MAKING FOREIGN POLICY DECISIONS !
It’s well known that Obama ran for president, because he thought it would be fun and he would get to play the Sport of Great Leader of the People.
Well, medical researchers were so amazed at Obama’s bizarre foreign policy behavior that they secretly applied SCAT (the Sport Concussion Assessment Tool) to evaluate it. The symptom severity checklist and balance test – tested off the scale !
Symptoms: Punch Drunk Syndrome. Obama shows the classic signs of athletes’ erratic behavior.
* Obama suffers from impaired short-term memory – he can’t remember he already conceded Ukraine to Putin and thinks he’s meeting about that.
* Obama suffers from impaired reasoning ability – he thinks a piece of paper if it has the word “Agreement” on it – stops development of Iranian atomic bombs.
* Obama suffers from impaired motor skills – out on the links, his swings result in the club hitting his head, causing added damage. Result, a rare condition: Second-Impact Syndrome.
* Obama shows severe personality changes,e.g., rage reaction – against Israel, America’s only ally in the Middle East.
* and Obama even suffers morbid jealousy–’Othello Syndrome’ – that Republicans might hold the affection of the American people.
Churchell came back specially to confirm the diagnosis: “I agree, Obama has a brilliant foreign policy mind – until it’s made up. Then, having occasionally stumbled over the truth, Obama hastily picks himself up and hurries on to other mistakes, as if nothing had happened.”
Obama is so PUNCH DRUNK from the repeated beatings he has been getting from the world’s dictators that he has had to be secretly kept out of the game for ages. Little Democratic trolls, Clinton, Pelosi and Reid have been sending in foreign policy plays; then feeding powerful psychotropic drugs to our punch drunk Great Leader to enable him to stand and deliver foreign policy blows to the press from his teleprompter .
The necessary prescription for treatment is premature retirement. The palliative therapy is for the UN and Nobel Committee to award Obama another Nobel Prize for achieving peace in Ukraine, Syria, etc. by retreating.