President Obama decided to take Iran as a new concubine. When America’s old democratic bed-fellow Israel learned of it, it tried to point out the dangers of a Jezebel that had been killing Americans and Israelis for years and asked to meet. Obama, dismayed at Israel’s fierceness, of course refused to meet, saying:
PRESIDENT OBAMA: “BIBI, IF I WERE YOUR ALLY I’D PUT POISON IN YOUR COFFEE.”
ISRAEL: “BARAK, IF WE HAD TO NOW RELY ON YOU AS AN ALLY — WE’D DRINK IT.”
President Obama decided to take a victory lap showing off his new number 2 wife, Iran, to his Saudi ally. When America’s staunchest Arab ally, the new Saudi king, learned of it he tried to point out the dangers of going to sleep and trusting Iran would not cheat behind his back. Obama angered at the nerve of anyone telling him who to trust as he lies sleeping, of course said yet again:
PRESIDENT OBAMA: “SALMAN, IF I WERE YOUR ALLY I’D PUT IRANIAN POISON IN YOUR COFFEE.”
SAUDI ARABIA: “BARAK, IF WE HAD TO STILL RELY ON YOU AS AN ALLY — WE’D DRINK IT.”
President Obama then decided to take his new bride, Iran, on a hunting spree in Iraq to hunt Isis (since he was afraid to do it himself). His new bride Iran, of course, turned on Obama since he wasn’t present on the hunting field and hunted down Iraqi Sunni men, women and children instead. Obama was angered and in his finest 3 Stooges style in response, had General Petraeus prosecuted so he could not oppose Obama’s new bride Iran. Obama exasperated, of course, at anyone questioning him, much less the whole Arab world shaking their head at him yet again said:
PRESIDENT OBAMA: “SUNNIS, IF I WERE YOUR ALLY I’D PUT IRANIAN POISON IN YOUR COFFEE.”
SUNNI ARAB WORLD: “BARAK, IF WE HAD TO STILL RELY ON YOU AS AN ALLY — WE’D DRINK IT.”
The end of this sad tale is in sight. The tale of our poisoning our allies’ wells is nearly ended – for America has few allies left to poison. As Pastor Niemueller noted what will come to pass: when the new concubine Iran comes for America – America will find no one left who trusted themselves to dine with us without being poisoned.
But President Obama, in his finest imperial New Clothes, parades around the U.S. on his White Horse, eating his Godiva chocolates and is so taken with his new mistress Iran that he sees nothing but the Iranian Paradise.
So, as the Arab proverb about Obama goes: Obama’s the sort of Man, who, when he throws a stone at the ground – misses !