NEWS FLASH !
The Greek Crisis is over. EU Commissioner Juncker advises that lad, Tsipras, to take the Luxembourg “cure” and make Greece solvent and rich again.
If the Greeks take the advice, then the EU comes through again – this time not merely kicking the can down the road – but kicking it over the goal posts ! Why shades of HMS Pinafore, the peoples and politicians of the European Union may ultimately reward him with becoming Ruler of the Queen’s Navee (the EU).
What, you say, how’s that magic trick possible? Simple.
THE LUXEMBOURGER GREEK CURE
Juncker: I created the premier tax “oasis” (Luxemburg) in the desert of Europe; I relieved the governments of Europe of scandalous amounts of tax monies; and Luxembourg became scandalously rich in the process. Success. And personal reward will follow – I’m head of the governments of Europe.
Just Follow the Pinafore Rules:
So, Lad: never go to sea (never try to get creditors to take a haircut, but never repay debts). Just steal from them in a hidden way – and, with a wink and a nod, the politicians will be forever grateful to you. You see – it’s not their money; it’s only their “subjects” money. And if the poor subjects can’t see, then they can be re-elected.
So, Lad: create a Tax Haven in Greece. Let all the EU countries lose their tax revenues to Greece; then repay the debt – with their money – and all is forgiven. It’s too obvious to do it through the ECB and Special Facilities, bond buybacks,etc. – and having to show debt that will never be repaid on the books.
So, Lad: just follow the EU’s path, let Greece become rich and never think of thinking for yourself at all. Why when the EU politicians finally see what you’ve done – why, they’ll make you too Ruler of the Queen’s Navee (the EU Commission) !
CRISIS OVER !