IRON CURTAIN JOKES – FOR A LOST AMERICA: 2 DEMOCRATS BECOME THE KREMLIN

Behind the Iron Curtain you could only relieve the tension with whispered jokes (“anekdots”). Our Curtain of Political Correctness is ill-used to prevent us seeing our own Emperor’s New Clothes.
All knew that the first prize for being caught out telling such jokes was a prison term – behind our American Iron Curtain it’s – 2 terms, 8 years. Some would call it – “you call this living?”

Weird world, huh?
Under Chinese Communism they have become capitalists – and operate a fast ‘n free laissez-faire production and mercantile economy.                                                                  And they then have explosive growth of the middle class.

Under American Capitalism we have become communistic – and operate a slow centralizing paternalistic bureaucracy at every level of government commanding the economy.                                                                                                                                         And then we have explosive decline of the middle class.
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Q. How were the American people before Obama’s rule?

A. – Out of work & deep in debt.

Q. So, how are the American people under Obama’s rule?

A. – Out of work and deep in debt, but with a feeling of deep gratitude for Supreme Leader Obama’s uplifting words.

THE WHITE HOUSE AS THE KREMLIN: THE SOLE SOURCE OF POWER

Fact>  In all State Dept. And Pentagon buildings the toilet paper always comes in two-ply.

Q.  Why?

A.  ONE COPY HAS TO GO TO THE WHITE HOUSE.

Fact>   A journalist interviewing the commanding general of NATO forces in Afganistan saw the same strange phone on his desk that he had seen on the American commanding general’s desk in Iraq.

Q.  Why do you have such a strange phone – it has NO MOUTHPIECE, but ONLY a RECEIVER.
What can you use that for?

A. WELL, SINCE YOU ASK, REPLIED THE GENERAL, THAT’S OUR DIRECT LINE “TO” THE WHITE HOUSE.

BUT, THERE’S A SECONDARY PLACEMENT FOR THE PHONES:

FACT>  A journalist interviewing the new majority leader of the Senate saw them installing the same strange phone on his desk that he had seen on the Speaker of the House’s desk.

Q.  Why do you have such a strange phone – it has NO MOUTHPIECE, but ONLY a RECEIVER.
What can you use that for?

A. WELL, SINCE YOU ASK, HE REPLIED – THAT’S OUR DIRECT EXECUTIVE ORDER LINE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE.

Fact>  A visitor to the White House discovered that all the Washington government phone books were missing.

Q. Why, he asked.

A. He was told: we discovered that they contained a secret list of all the Republican spies and traitors in Congress.
And then , to disguise that fact, the GOP added the names of all the other people in Congress.

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