RUSSIA’S ENLIGHTENED LABOR LAWS: ARMY EMPLOYEES MAY TAKE THEIR WORK VEHICLES HOME & ON VACATION !

NEWS FLASH:

RUSSIAN LABOR LAW ALLOWS CONSCRIPTS – AS EMPLOYEES OF THE RUSSIAN ARMY – TO TAKE THEIR WORK VEHICLES HOME WITH THEM AND USE THEM FOR THEIR VACATIONS !

THE CONSCRIPTS MAY TAKE THEIR APC’s, TANKS, SELF-PROPELLED ARTILLERY AND, OF COURSE, PLAIN OLD TRUCKS – WHEREVER THEY GO.

FOR INSURANCE PURPOSES: THEY JUST ARE REQUIRED TO COVER UP THE RUSSIAN ARMY MARKINGS WHEN THEY USE THEM TO TAKE THEIR VACATIONS.

EVEN SO, RUSSIAN LABOR LAW MAKES SOLDIERS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR DAMAGE TO THE TANKS, etc.

EVEN MORE ENLIGHTENED, SOLDIERS ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LOSS OF THE TANKS, etc. WHEN THEY LOSE THEIR WAY ON VACATION!

ENLIGHTENED RUSSIAN LABOR LAWS ALSO PROVIDE: EXTENDED VACATION LEAVE IF YOU GO ABROAD TO DO VOLUNTEER WORK WITH NGO’s, er, “NEW RUSSIAN-SPEAKING NATIONS”.

OBAMA NEWS FLASH:

PRESIDENT OBAMA SAYS PUTIN IS ON TO A GOOD THING!

OBAMA IS DEMANDING THE SAME WORKING CONDITIONS AS IN RUSSIA – BUT AS THE STIMULUS TO GET THE ECONOMY FINALLY GOING AGAIN ! EXTENDED PAID LEAVE FOR WORKER VOLUNTEERISM – MEANS THOSE DAMNED EMPLOYERS WILL HAVE TO HIRE MORE WORKERS TO DO THE SAME AMOUNT OF WORK!

GOOD NEWS!

CONGRESS IS ON BOARD THIS TIME: IT WANTS TO ALLOW A VOLUNTEER AMERICAN ARMY TO VOLUNTEER WHERE RUSSIAN VOLUNTEERS GO.

NEWS COMMENTARY:

BUT OBAMA KNOWS A DIRTY TRICK AGAINST HIM WHEN HE SEES ONE. OBAMA TAKES ON THAT PESKY CONGRESS – SAYING IT REALLY WANTS TO OBSTRUCT HIM UNDER THE GUISE OF DOING GOOD WORKS!

OBAMA REFUSES TO ALLOW AMERICAN VOLUNTEERS GET IN HARM’S WAY WHERE THEY MIGHT BE INFECTED WITH FOREIGN IDEAS AND LANGUAGES.

OBAMA THREATENS TO USE HIS EXECUTIVE ORDER POWERS (HE KEEPS THEM UP HIS SLEEVE).

LATEST NEWS FLASH:

THE WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCES: OBAMA WILL ISSUE EXECUTIVE ORDERS FOR THE AMERICAN ARMY TO VOLUNTEER TO VACATION IN MURRIETA AND OTHER PLACES HARBORING ANTI-IMMIGRANT FOLKS AND TO OPEN “RE-EDUCATION CAMPS” FOR THEIR CHILDREN!

OBAMA SAYS, THE AMERICAN ARMY WILL FINALLY GET DOWN TO DOING GOOD WORKS; INSTEAD OF BULLYING THE OUTSIDE WORLD !

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