THE OBAMA – CLINTON “3 STOOGES” STRATEGIC DOCTRINE: SLAP THE ALLY NEXT TO THE BAD GUY TO TEACH ‘EM BOTH A LESSON IN THE NEW AMERICAN FOREIGN POLICY.

HILLARY CLINTON, STATE “COURT JESTER”, SET THE STAGE AND TONE FOR THIS GOOFY AMERICAN DIPLOMACY – A RED (in honor of Soviet heritage) “RE-SET BUTTON”

WHAT, ME / WE WORRY?

NA, SHE WAS JUST RIFFING ON OUR CHIEF STOOGE MO OBAMA’S PRESCRIPTION FOR A NEW WORLD ORDER. OLD STOOGE MO KNEW A REAL COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF WHEN HE SAW ONE: “EVERY TIME YOU THINK, CHIEF OBAMA, — YOU WEAKEN THE NATION.”

UNFORTUNATELY, IT WAS NOT JUST THREE STOOGES MO WHO RECOGNIZED, “Oh, you’re an intelligent imbecile!”

FOREIGN MINISTER LAVROV RECOGNIZED IT, GIVING OUR SECRETARY OF STATE CLINTON THE FINGER ON HER GOOFY RED BUTTON. BUT LAVROV IS JUST A RINGER FOR THE REAL STRING PULLER.

SO, WHO’S THE BETTER STUDENT, PUTIN OR CLINTON, OF LESSONS OF FOREIGN POLICY?

THE MO OBAMA STOOGE DOCTRINE 1: WHEN THE BAD GUY ACTS LIKE A BULLY; MAKE THE VICTIM TURN THE OTHER CHEEK!

SO SYRIA USES CHEMICAL WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION AGAINST CIVILIANS. OUR DOCTRINE – REMOVE THE CHEMICAL WEAPONS AND LET ASSAD USE BARREL BOMBS INSTEAD ON THE CIVILIANS.

SO SYRIA DOES NOT HAVE TO REMOVE “DUAL USE” CHEMICAL STOCKPILES. SO, OF COURSE, LET ASSAD “DUAL-USE” CHLORINE GAS ON THE CIVILIANS.

SO RUSSIA EATS THE CRIMEA. OUR MARIE ANTOINETTE DOCTRINE – LET UKRAINE EAT AMERICAN MRE’s INSTEAD.

THE MO OBAMA STOOGE DOCTRINE 2: WHEN THE BAD ASSES DON’T DO WHAT WE WANT; MAKE OUR FRIENDS DO WHAT WE WANTED THE BAD ASSES TO DO INSTEAD.

SO RUSSIA AND IRAN SEND ARMS, MONEY AND FIGHTERS TO SYRIA’S ASSAD CONTRARY TO OUR “STAY OUT OF IT” REQUEST. SO, OF COURSE, OUR DOCTRINE – IMPOSE AN AMERICAN AND EU ARMS EMBARGO ON THE SYRIAN REBELS BEING ATTACKED !

THE MO OBAMA STOOGE DOCTRINE 3: WHEN THE FRIENDS WE HELP BITE US; CALL THE REPUBLICAN OPPOSITION DIRTY NAMES.

SO, WE HELP LIBYA. LIBYANS TURN AROUND AND KILL OUR REPRESENTATIVES. SO OF COURSE, BAD MOUTH REPUBLICANS HERE IN WASHINGTON INSTEAD OF HUNTING DOWN THE KILLERS.

THE MO OBAMA STOOGE DOCTRINE 4: WHEN A COUNTRY THREATENS AMERICA WITH NUCLEAR DESTRUCTION; SEND TRIBUTE AND CONCESSIONS TO THAT COUNTRY’S ALLY!

SO, NORTH KOREA THREATENS TO USE BALLISTIC MISSILES TO SEND ATOMIC BOMBS AGAINST AMERICA. THE OLD DOCTRINE – BUY IT OFF WITH FOOD AID. TOO OBVOUSLY, COWARDLY?

SO, OF COURSE, OUR NEW DOCTRINE (TO HIDE HOW COWARDLY WE REACT) – GRANT CHINA ALL THE TRADE ADVANTAGES IT WANTS WHILE IT IS THE SOLE SUPPORT OF NORTH KOREA ALLOWING IT TO BUILD A NUCLEAR ARSENAL AND BALLISTIC MISSILE DELIVERY SYSTEM.

THE MO OBAMA STOOGE DOCTRINE 5: WE, CHIEF STOOGE MO OBAMA AND CHIEF COURT JESTER CLINTON, WHO DO NOT REMEMBER THE PAST; ARE PROUD TO BE CONDEMNED TO REPEAT IT.

SO, EMBRACE THE ARAB SPRING AND CALL THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD “DEMOCRATIC”.

SO, OF COURSE – WE REFUSE TO REMEMBER THE RUSSIA LESSONS: AFTER THE FEBRUARY REVOLUTION AND DEMOCRATIC HOPES – CAME THE OCTOBER REVOLUTION – THE LENIN BOLSHEVIK TAKEOVER AND DESTRUCTION OF NASCENT PARLIAMENTARY LIBERAL DEMOCRACY. SO, OF COURSE, WE EMBRACE THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD AND ALL OTHER ISLAMIST CADRES.

THE MO OBAMA STOOGE DOCTRINE 6: THREATEN YOUR ENEMIES TO PROTECT YOUR FRIENDS; THEN ABANDON YOUR FRIENDS AND HIDE BEHIND YOUR NEIGHBORS’ SKIRTS.

OR, DECLARE LINES IN THE SAND AND THEN LET THE WIND BLOW IT AWAY.

SO, SAY YOU’LL PROTECT CIVILIANS IN SYRIA. THEN RUN TO THE U.N. WHEN YOU ARE CALLED ON TO DO IT.

SO, SAY THAT ANNEXATION OF CRIMEA IS ILLEGAL. AND THEN SLAP A FRIEND OF PUTIN.

SO, THAT DIDN’T WORK.

SO SAY, AL LEAST DON’T DO THAT AGAIN IN EASTERN UKRAINE. SO PUTIN DOES IT AGAIN. SO SLAP A DIFFERENT FRIEND OF PUTIN.

THE SAD TRUTH:

WE SEE THE THREE STOOGES ROUTINES IN EVERY FOREIGN POLICY AND ACTION OF THE OBAMA – CLINTON ADMINISTRATION OF DIPLOMACY.

EVERY ONE OF YOU, READERS, CAN CITE ANOTHER SLAPSTICK ROUTINE OF THIS PAIR OF STOOGES.

MO OBAMA: [SLAP!]

OUR ALLY: “I DIDN’T DO NOTHIN’!” [THE BAD GUY DID!]

MO OBAMA: “THAT’S WHY I SLAPPED YOU, DO SOMETHIN’.”

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