|COMMANDER OBAMA||COLONEL PUTIN|
The secret of war lies
in the communications
“Never interrupt your enemy
when he is making a mistake.”
Look at me – I’m the Great Communicator.
So, have some walkie – talkies
And talk Assad out of power
|BILATERAL COOPERATION – SYRIA
Good – give the rebels communication equipment.
And Thanks Barry for letting me re-arm Assad & supply the money to fight
Great gift – also letting me guard the henhouse.
An army marches on its stomach
|UKRAINE – I’M YOUR SAVIOR
The U.S. will supply you with MRE’s to make your army strong enough to save Eastern Ukraine
|Oh well, OK –
Let ‘em eat cake too !
“To win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill.
To subdue the enemy without fighting
is the acme of skill”
“The supreme art of war is
to subdue the enemy without fighting.”
|Don’t worry, I’ll let Vladimir win the first 100 battles – so he’ll be deceived into thinking he’s winning.
But I will then subdue him without fighting – I am the acme of skill.
|RE-SET” in our relations –
thanks Barry for Crimea – and now, for more….
The warning message we sent the Russians
was a calculated ambiguity
that would be clearly understood.
A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week.
|TRAVEL BAN –
No, your friends can’t vacation in America’s Wonderland !
|40,000 TROOPS & SPEZNAZ
trumps your MRE’s & travel bans.
Thanks, again Barry for lending me Patton
To strike with strong effect, one must strike at weakness.
“Perpetual Optimism [in your foe] is a Force Multiplier [for us].”
|Obama – oops.
I thought he said one must strike with weakness!
|THANKS – EU; BARRY.
Austria (& Germany as eminence grise) agrees new pipeline with Gazprom around Ukraine – abandoning Ukraine & making ‘em more dependent on Russia!
Obama cuts U.S. military to pre-WWII levels.
Thanks also Barry for lending me Powell.
“It is necessary for us to learn from others’ mistakes.
You will not live long enough to make them all yourself.”
“Study the past if you would define the future.”
|Obama – who says?||Here’s a Hint, Barry:
You can take the Communist out of the Russian; but not the Bear.