Mr. Obama – we all know Teddy Roosevelt. He was a great President of ours. And you’re no Teddy Roosevelt.
Teddy said: speak softly.
Obama says: speak flowery.
But Teddy knew: carry a big stick
Obama carries a new-fangled stick: a wet noodle.
Teddy said: speak softly and carry a big stick; it’ll get you far.
Obama don’t know: his do – will get you nowhere.
Spoken Loud & flowery – Putin, “there’ll be consequences” if you gobble up countries.
But Obama’s smart – he knows words without action don’t work.
Obama Action – Whip out a Wet Noodle – Putin, you’re sanctioned, your friends can’t vacation in our national parks and shopping malls.
Putin’s cry of pain – aw, shucks, this season my poor friends have to vacation in the fleshpots of Thailand, the casinos of Macao and private tropical islands.
That wet noodle sure injured Putin and changed his behavior. Just ask Eastern Ukraine.